(via mockingjay-magic)
ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SNL SKITS OF ALL TIME. I HAVE THIS WHOLE THING M E M O R I Z E D.
HE’S HOLDING ME CAPTIVE
HE TOOK MY CELLPHONE
I HAVEN’T SEEN SUNLIGHT - OH, FOR DAYSSO PLEASE CALL THE POLICE
BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
I HAVE A FEELING HE’S STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME
(Source: crabcakes, via fuckyeahlilyevans)